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Archive for septembre 2008

 
Pregnancy Q &A &more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time t o get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in n labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

‘ESTROGEN ISSUES’

 
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE

 ‘ESTROGEN ISSUES’

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5 You’re using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: ‘How’s my driving-call 1- 800-‘.
6. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from ‘outer space’.
8. You can’t believe they don’t make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

 

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY

WOMEN UNDERSTAND


10. Cats’ facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.


AND, the Number One Number One

thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN

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Film: « Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull » , de nieuwste Indiana Jones uit 2008 met Harisson Ford!
 
Nodig vrienden, familie of relaties uit voor een unieke belevenis met een Amerikaanse filmavond vanuit de auto!!

Vrijdagavond 12 september en zaterdagavond 13 september organiseert Rotary Club Mark en Aa alweer de 3e American Drive-In Cinema op het bedrijfsterrein van Tigchelaar Breda.
Vanuit je eigen auto, van familycar, cabrio tot oldtimer, kun je genieten van Indiana Jones op een megascherm. Via de autoradio is het geluid van de film perfect te ontvangen.
 
Een leuke avond uit voor maar € 25,- per auto. De opbrengst gaat naar de « Stichting Dol Fijne Therapie »! 
 
De film is bijzonder, de popcorn is er in zoet én zout, er is Budweiser Bier én Breda Bier, dus niets staat wederom een fantastisch filmweekend in de weg!

Ook is er de mogelijkheid om voordat de film begint ter plekke een aperitief te drinken en van een gezellige barbecue te genieten (catering door Maison Moes)
 
De kosten van dit alles?
Toegangsbewijs per auto (maximaal 4 inzittenden)                                        € 25,= per auto
 
Barbecue: 4 soorten vlees, salades, sauzen, fruit en broodsoorten   € 37,50 per persoon
(hapjes tijdens aperitief inbegrepen) inclusief drank . Kinderen t/m 16 jaar betalen € 20,-
 
Het programma is in grote lijnen als volgt:
18.00 uur  ontvangst
18.30 uur  barbecue
20.30 uur  aanvang film
23.00 uur  einde
 
De organisatie is in handen van Rotaryclub Breda Mark en AA.        Je kunt kaarten bestellen voor de film en BBQ via de website:

 

www.drive-in-cinema.nl of kopen bij « Van Kemenade en Hollaers ».

PS -dit alles georganiseert door mijn broer, vandaar, even wat reklame !!!

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After a hard day of work on saturday,cleaning out the garage (!) we have a well deserved roast chicken on the BBQ today ! Mmmmmm, great sunday brunch, Bart went out to buy fresh (hot !) bread with croissants and we had a sundaybrunch at 11.00.. now we are going to have our BBQ chicken, it is just around 16.00…. GREAT SUNDAY, as I like them !

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School

Today’s school again for Bart, Dorine has another two days of rest… Good luck my boy, last year of primary school, make the best of it !

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