Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
‘How old was your husband?’ ‘98,’ she replied.
‘Two years older than me’
‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented.
She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?
Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
‘And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?’ the reporter [...]
Archives pour janvier 2009
Senile ? Have a good laugh !
Publié dans Everyday anecdotes, Jokes à janvier 29, 2009 | Laisser un commentaire »
New Year Resolutions !
Publié dans Wise words à janvier 22, 2009 | 2 Commentaires »
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, ‘My purpose [...]
Financial Crisis ?
Publié dans Economy, Everyday anecdotes, Jokes à janvier 21, 2009 | 1 commentaire »
How do you know…
Publié dans Everyday anecdotes, Special people, Wise words à janvier 14, 2009 | 3 Commentaires »
How do you know if it’s real love ? Every night you think of what either seperates you from that person or what holds you together !
3.346 kms and alot of fun !
Publié dans Uncategorized à janvier 8, 2009 | 1 commentaire »
We drove all through France, we stayed in Chevreuse, Chavenay, Christmas in Vaucresson, weekend in Deauville and New year’s eve in Breda, Holland… all with friends, family; parents, brothers, cousins, nieces and nephews… it was worth the trip, hopefully this year we will have all of you around here !
A very happy newyear to all [...]