It’s all her fault…

Adam and Eve are in Paradise.

Eve forces Adam to bite the apple. They are sent away from paradise by God who is very angry and says to Eve : “Traitor, you were in paradise, you were very happy, you had everything you can wish, I gave you everything, now you betrayed me ! You will be punished, you will have to pay this off with your own blood !!!”

Eve is really upset and worried : “ok, ok, but can I pay monthly ?”