A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
“You know what?” says the 7 year old, “I think it’s about time we started swearing.”
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?”
“Ok”, the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
“Oh, shit mum, I s’pose I’ll have some Coco Pops”WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops.”
